Fiona is a recent politics graduate, an aspiring funny girl and a lifelong storyteller. Writing in the third person totally freaks her out.
When it comes to irritating tv adverts, comparison sites have the market cornered. But when it comes to confused.com, the adverts go far beyond annoying and tip into terrifying. I am, of course, talking about the animated breasts.
So, yesterday, the Sun ran a story about a 22-year-old woman who recently received a £4,800 boob job on the NHS. It was tastefully placed directly opposite a story on the NHS refusing to fund experimental treatment for a 3-year-old cancer patient, weirdly dubbed “cancer girl” by the newspaper.